Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Tax Dependents

Wish I could claim this as my own...but I saw it on-line. I'm not sure who created it...but I thought I'd share:


The IRS sent my tax return back...AGAIN!
I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents."
I replied: "12 million illegal immigrants, 3 million crack heads, 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243prisons, and 535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate."
Apparently this was NOT an acceptable answer!


Oh how true! Of course, I would add Obama and his family - including the grandmother. After all, my tax money pays for his security when he and his family walk to the Corcoran Gallery of Art in DC (as they did on January 29, 2012). In fact, you and I are paying for his vacations when we cannot even afford one ourselves.

So, IRS...how 'bout  dem dependents?